Top Rick And Morty Quotes

Ricks adventures with Morty are mindblowing. Interdenominational space travel, battling diverse aliens with different abilities and fascinating appearances is the hook that grips Rick and Morty fans.

If you want your mind opened to unending and peculiar adventures involving space the multiverse and infinite realities of possibilities then Rick and Morty is your show.

Morty lives with his mum (Beth) and Dad (Jerry) sister (Summer) and grandpa (Rick). Grandpa however is a mad, genius who abandoned his daughter Beth a while back and is now back in her life. He puts strains on his daughter marriage as he feels his daughter could have definitely done better than Jerry.

But forget all that. Ricks adventure with Morty is what makes the show unmissable. But hold on, that’s not all. The show offers some serious hilarious and revealing quotes that will definitely put things in perspective in your own life. Let’s look at some of them

14. Rick and Morty Quotes

1. Rick to Jerry

You act like prey but you’re a predator!

– season 1 episode 5 (the whirly dirly conspiracy)

Jerry tires to conspire to kill Rick but fails. He eventually needs Rick’s help after being caught by a Gibble Snake. Rick initially refuse to help after which Jerry insults him and imply that he did what he did because Rick took is family. Here is Rick’s reply

I took your Family? Who do you think had more taken from them when you shot 20ccs of liquid dream-killer into my daughter? She was Rick’s daughter Jerry she had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey but you’re a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims. It’s how you survive because I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think “Oh” this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break. I can’t stand the deaf in my wails of his witting soul. I guess I’ll hire him or marry him”

2. Rick to Morty on love

I hate to break it to you but what people call “love”is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

– Season 1 episode 6 (Ricks potion #9)

Morty comes to his dad for advice on how to get his crush Jessica. Rick walks in the room and tells Morty not to go to Jerry for advice since his marriage is hanging from a thread. Morty defends his dad whiles Rick tells him

Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love”is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the circle, Morty Rise above. Focus on science

3. Rick to Beth

I’m a fucking nutcase

Season 3 episode 9 (The ABC of Beth)

Beth accuses his dad of being responsible for her bad childhood. Which resulted in her leaving her friend behind in Froopylands. She insists that Rick is trying to escape blame and pose as a good father when in deed he isn’t Here is Rick’s reply

Oh Dude No bad father all the way to the max over here. I’m a fucking nutcase and acorn plucks straight down badly. Look at some of the shits you were asking me to make you as a kid, ray guns, a whip that forces people to like you. Invisibility cuffs a parent trap, a lightning gun, a teddy bear with an atomically correct innards, might googly eye glasses, sound erasing sneakers, false finger prints, fall asleep darts, lie detecting doll, an indestructible base ball bat, a tracking stickers, rainbow colored duct apes, mind control hair clips, poison gum, a pink sencient switch blade,( blade voice “In Beth you’ve gotten taller shall we resume stabbing)

Rick and morty quotes

4. Rick on therapy

I don’t think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which word mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything.

Season 3 episode 3 (Pickle Rick)

Rick turns himself into a pickle to get out of a therapy with Beth and the kids. When the doctor asked why Rick would do that instead of a therapy, he says

Because I don’t respect therapy, because I am scientist because I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living and when I don’t like something, about the world I change it. And don’t think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which word mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think its helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of of mind we value in the animals we eat but not something I want for myself. I’m not a cow, I’m a pickle-when I feel like it so….. You asked.

5. Other quotes from Rick and Morty

‘Nobody exist on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV”

-Morty

” Don’t insult my father he’s the only reason our kids are half stupid.”

-Beth

” Is evil real, and if so, can it be measured?”

Rick
Rick and morty quotes

“Wedding are basically funerals with cake”

-Rick

” Dad am I evil?
” Worse, You’re smart!”

– Beth and Rick

” Wubba lubba dub dub!”

– Rick

” I just want to go back to hell, where everyone thinks I’m smart and funny.”

– The Devil
Rick and morty quotes

” School! is not a place for smart people.”

-Rick
Rick and morty quotes

Let’s keep the party going”

-Rick

“Think for yourself…. Don’t be sheep”-Rick

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13 OF THE BEST RICK AND MORTY TATTOOS

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